OMG, im about to wet my pants. the visual of you terry running down the bank soakin ass wet as your boat spirals down river has me rolling. after i caught my breath i read your story to the wife. she says, and i quote "sounds like some of the stupid s h i t you pull!" and walked off laughing as she tells me she would be too embarassed to tell anybody that happened. i dont think women understand the need to share stories with your buddies. thanks for brightening my day, that was hilarious.