2pm, nice sunny day, sitting at the table in front of the picture window to make a tele call. Looking at the ducks swimming in the river 10' past the porch and there is a clunk on the front steps. Holy Shit!, that's no dog! Blonde brown bear just came up the steps onto the porch, sniffing my jacket and heading for the front door. Camera and 44 are in the car, DAMMIT! Gave him a nose full of bear spray, he fell ass first down the steps and ran off across the neighbor's yard faster than Trey in his Bel Air. ><
Those suckers are FAST!